Daughter to Mom TALK

Daughter: Mom, I wanna tell you something which I think it.s very important. So sit down and shut up.
Mom: Oh my god! Don.t tell me...(crying) please! Stop!
Daughter: Mom! Cut it out!
Mom: You had sex, hadn.t you? And now you.re pregnant!
Daughter: No, mom. Boys are jerks.
Mom: Yeah, that.s very true my darling...don.t ever let yourself be fooled by...
Daughter: I.m a lesbian.
Mom: By...bo-o-oys?! Whaaaat?!
(mom faints)